Weirdass Breakfast Burrito... Thing

 So this isn't really a breakfast burrito, but I don't know what else to call it. Technically it has maple syrup and a tortilla which are breakfasty things, but there's also peanut butter. Peanut butter is so readily available 'round these parts that it winds up on many of my creations. It is the ultimate decently filling low-effort spread. In any case, I was inspired to make this by my brother's favorite food when he was young, peanut butter on waffles. To make this problem child, simply put maple syrup and peanut butter on a tortilla and try your best to avoid making an absolute mess of it. If you're not feeling maple syrup, you can try honey too. It's so simple yet so challenging. Like peanut butter and helly, it doesn't taste particularly bad, but it is certainly strange, and it gets everywhere. If there is any way to make one of these that doesn't cause messes, please let me know because I would probably make more of them if I weren't afraid for the floor. Who uses plates? Not me! Who sits down as they eat their food at a table? Still not me! When I spill food, it goes straight to the floor. Imagine sitting still. I rate this experience a 4.5/10.