Mustard on Cheddar
This is my most recent food crime. It happened last week or so. My mom was out of town, and I wanted a sandwich. Yes, my mother still makes me sandwiches. She gets upset with me if I reject them, and I do not want an enemy in her. But anyway, I didn't want to make myself a sandwich, so I took our bottle of mustard and some slices of cheddar cheese out of the refrigerator and poured the mustard directly onto a slice of cheese. It's gross. I ate like four of them. What can I say, I was hungry. I do not recommend trying this and would rate it a 3/10. Side note: I do not like food. It reminds me of the limitations of my own mortality.
